Discovery that I'm pretty sure anyone could have told me
Last week, Hotty was out of town all week. Because I'm lactose intolerant and he's not, he made sure all the milk was gone before he left, like a good husband. Unfortunately, that meant that when I went to make Hamburger Helper on Tuesday, there was no milk to be found. I've already discovered the hard way that Soymilk is NOT an acceptable substitute, but I remembered reading (or hearing?) somewhere that evaporated milk would work. Lo and behold, it tasted exactly the same! Hooray!